Sunday, July 25, 2010
DESRON-1 Plays Major Role in Rim of the Pacific 2010
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Thursday, May 27, 2010
MIDN 1/C Alexander Petit Battalion Operations Officer Southern University NROT
Friday, January 8, 2010
Long Night
Thursday, January 7, 2010
The Audition
This is a short essay I wrote two years ago. I really liked it so I thought I'd share...
I sighed heavily as I wiped my sweaty palms against my starch clad khakis and my half-tucked in dress shirt wondering where Lindsay was. We had planned and agreed to meet together at
I looked up in a swift moment to be sure it was actually my turn, when I realized it was I swallowed hard and stood tall. All eyes were on me as I smiled warily forgetting about Lindsay and her lack of punctuality. It was my time; I had to impress them with my wit – for it was the only weapon I had in my arsenal of talent. As my heart began to pound in my chest, I made my way to the stage filled with anxious fear, a reputation of comedic genius knotted around my neck weighing me down causing timid inhibitions. I passed the director's table and gave her a faint smile as she peered at me through the spectacles perched ever so carefully on the tip of her stout nose. The steps of the stairs met my feet one by one until I reached the peak and proceeded to take my rightful spot on center stage. The blanket of light illuminating the black painted stage warmed my entire body in an instant reminding me of where I was, causing my adrenaline levels to rise, and making me utter my first word.
"Hi," was all I could get out at first. Then, realizing they wanted more, I opened my mouth again totally unprepared. I was stuck at a point most people fear their entire lives. I was at the pinnacle of terror, the height of fear, the absolute chief point of chaos. I was frozen on stage. For those few seconds I was standing looking of toward the now visible and vacant balcony totally forgetting about my situation. My mind began to race. Thoughts were streaming in and out of my mind's headquarters searching desperately for an answer, a solution, perhaps even a vague topic. I didn't think of my lack of preparation, I didn't think of where in the world Lindsay could be, I didn't think of the jokes pooling in my drifting conscience earlier… I thought of my shirt.
"You see, I have never really been to an audition before and I really wasn't sure if it were more formal, casual, corporate Fridays or what. So I went wit the 50/50 tuck. It's always really worked for in those sticky situations where you're not sure what is exactly appropriate. It's not to up and it's not to down – I call it the perfect look suitable for all of those pesky 'unsure occasions.'" The following laughter was all I needed to complete the short witty monologue I had begun. Before I even realized it I had the entire audience feeding hungrily off of my every whim.
When my brief speech was finished I beamed a smile out to my spectators heading down the stairs and listening to the applause fade. After reaching the floor again, I slid my hands into my pocket ever so smoothly and gave a wink to my future director. Finding a seat near the front I once again sat down acknowledging all of the "thumbs ups" directed in my direction. Leaning back with the utmost confidence, I grinned mystically not wondering about how I did, what I would tell Lindsay, or what they thought. Instead, all I could think of is how I got the part.
